Ahad, 12 Ogos 2007

Mukadimah

Assalamualaikum,

Iki nyong ngawe blog Jowo seng baru nganti blog Jowo seng mbien, http://www.jowopinter.neezmo.net/. Nyong wes males arek nolis nang kono meneh. Blog kuwi wes dileboni SETAN-SETAN GONDOL. Celoko tenan setan-setan gondol kuwi!

Akeh tenan komen [boco = spam] seng orak nggenah melebu nang kono. Komen nang entri seng baru-baru nyong sempet tapis. Tapi spam enggon komen-komen seng melebu entri-entri seng mbien-mbien wes 1,200 lebeh. Nyong ben ke waey ndisek. Nyong wes kesel arek delete nek wes akeh koyok ngono. Komen seng nunggu moderation pulak eneng 3,500 lebeh. Saban dhino. Sekali melebu kadang-kadang sampek atusan. Mulai Ogos, nyong wes block kabeh komen-komen seng arek melebu, ben spam setan-setan kuwi orak entuk melebu maneh.

Nek spam cerito-cerito seng apik-apik yo orak opo. Iki orak, kabeh cerito karo link pasal laman 18sx. Pasal kepiye arek ndowokne 'anu'lah, kipeye arek ngedekne 'anu'lah, pasal viagralah, link gambar-gambar wong wedok orak nganggo opo-opolah, emboh opo-opo maneh cerito karo link seng orak nggenah. Pirang-pirang. Astaghfirullah!

Pegel tenan! Pakkal nyong sabar. Nek orak sabar nyong bakar waey blog kuwi. Mengko-mengkolah, nek nyong wes orak males, nyong delete sitik-sitik. Ben resik. Nyong ijek sayang karo blog kuwi.

[Maaf yo konco-konco seng mboco. Tulisan nang nduur kuwi koyok kasar sitik munine…]

26 ulasan:

  1. mana boleh bakar blog weh... LOL... adeh... tergelak besar baca entri nih...

    BalasPadam
  2. Sas,
    Dhudu bakar blog, bakar wonge... he he he...

    Huh! Ijek orak puas ati meneh ki!

    BalasPadam
  3. eh he... pindah tenanan to...

    yo wes... mugo-mugo ora dileboni setan-setan gundul meneh mas... :)

    BalasPadam
  4. bagonk,
    Kuwilah. Tapine setan kopet pulak seng melebu nang kene mau. Racist. Wes tak delete kabeh mau...

    Wes tak pasangi word verification nang kene, ben payah sitik setan kopet kuwi arek ngomen meneh... :D

    BalasPadam
  5. ana la afham ya akhi... helu, mumtaz , saturin... ( ni mimi ajar tau, sorry ekk )hehehe !!!

    BalasPadam
  6. errr ehhhh!!!engko desek...nyong orak faham..kuwe arek pindah seluruh ne nang kene ker???
    ishhh...nyong orak paham banget lahhh...

    kok yerrr..skurang2 ngeh arek sewo lori..angger arek pindah tenan..

    kuwe giyeeee..nyusah ieee wong lahhh...pasal lerrrr..arek nukar2 html mening..& blablablabla..(abis lerrr..kal Puan ila menceceh..sampai malam pun tak abis2 ..hehekkkk:p)

    BalasPadam
  7. Kak LUJ,
    Apa tu? He he he


    Ila,
    Seng ngalih blog jowo waey.....

    Jaman ICT iki wes orak payah ngenggo lori Ila, kabeh main jari kambek keyboard waey....he he he..

    BalasPadam
  8. Hehehe...kak lady baca tak paham sepatah haram....wakakakaka....

    BalasPadam
  9. hoh! satu pun tak paham...

    hahha :D

    BalasPadam
  10. Assalamualaikum,
    Kapan arek kendurinan mbelebu ngomah baru? Sak iki neng ngendi-ngendi koyo ngono jugak la. Arek kepiye meneh, wong urip jaman iki. Mikirkea mumet endase. Tapi ojo kesel arek nggawe bondo seng apik-apik..

    BalasPadam
  11. Assalamualaikum kang.
    marah banget kuwe yo. sabar kang, mengko darah tinggi susah. sabar a'e lah. arek kepiya neh... ;)

    BalasPadam
  12. Wongnom,
    Waalaikumussalam,

    Orak sempet arek ngawe kendurinanlah mas. Maklumlah kerjone merono-merene.. :D

    Kuwilah. Macem-macem tenan sa'iki yo. Nek orak kuat imane, yo embuh! :)


    Cikin,
    Waalaikumussalam,

    Saiki wes adem marahe.. :)

    BalasPadam
  13. Bosonipun radi aneh wonten mriki.
    Bosone campur-campur ra ngenah. Mbanyumasan campur suroboyoan campur jowo jogja campur melayu.

    Lucu banget dadine.

    wes ah....salam kenal kagem mas webmaster.

    BalasPadam
  14. marah kui boso melayu.
    Boso jowone nesu.

    Jangan marah = ojo nesu

    BalasPadam
  15. makhfud,
    Salam mas,

    Aku iso ngomong bohoso jowo 'rojak' waey.. he he he... Salah-silap bener ke yo....

    Oooo... Enggonku 'nesu' kuwi 'merajuk'?

    BalasPadam
  16. wah nek 'merajuk' kui ketoke luweh pas terjemahane 'aleman'.

    He..he..kula mangertos menawi basanipun sami 'rojak'.

    he..he..soale pengalaman ketemu wong PERAK podo ngomong jowo 'ngoko'.

    BalasPadam
  17. makhfud,
    He he he.

    Akeh rupane 'versi' bohoso Jowo kuwi yo. Nek enggonku nang Parit Jowo, Muar kono bohoso koyok seng koyok aku ngomong ikilah bohoso Jowone...

    Nek bohoso Jowo 'asli' koyok kue ngomong kuwi sitik-sitik waey aku paham. nek bohoso Jowo alus, langsung aku orak paham...he he he..

    BalasPadam
  18. BP....paham sikit2 ja...byk yg tak paham, ada kwn jawa kat sebelah pun tak paham, dia tau sikit2 ja

    BalasPadam
  19. Anielza,
    OKlah, kerana sekurang-kurang tau juga sikit-sikit. Yang langsung tak tau lagi rugi. :)

    BalasPadam
  20. yo kui lah... blogspot ki sak tenanney sik iso ngalangi spam.... angger kuey blogging using wordpress lebih selamat dari spam.... (giler orak reti arep ngomong jowo... masih belajar...)

    BalasPadam
  21. ami amit .. bocah parit rojo arep lalu kie

    BalasPadam
  22. alhamdulillah, aneng meneh wong bandar seng iso omong jowo. bocah saiki opo iso. bapak ae, mbok ae wong jowo, anak ae kok belakak belekuk. piye tho

    BalasPadam
  23. ajeng wangsol.. kesuwon seng katah katah ..

    BalasPadam
  24. bertambah bahasa jawa saya malam ni.haha.best lah!

    BalasPadam
  25. nyong wes kesel kerjo bae ora mandek..eneng wedang pora yo?...ini logat jowo timur atau tengah?.saya jowo Malaysia kurang pasti..

    BalasPadam